I put on a kilo and a half during the festive season
I feel bloated, pissed off and content
cider is giving me a beer belly
and my jeans are getting tighter
this circumstance has really pissed me off
I'm feeling well past-my-sellby-date
but can't wait to get a drink
Carolyn Vuletic
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beer-belly/
