The Crab walked sideways to the bar 
He stopped to talk to the prawn 
Who commented on his sideways movement 
When he left the bar, he was walking straight 
The Prawn was amazed, he said 
You are cured Crab, you walk straight 
The Crab laughed and said, no i'm just pissed 
 
Repost Series 2006
allan james saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/drunken-crab/