Three blond girls 
in a boat 
doesn't look good,  
not much hope 
 
One was Swedish 
the other Z.A., Cape Hope 
the third was Norwegian 
not much hope 
 
One had a whistle 
the other a rope 
third had a hair brush 
not much hope 
 
The Swedish girl 
blew her whistle 
the south African 
threw her rope 
 
The third brushed her hair 
not so good, not much hope 
but none were aware 
there was a flare 
 
So at that flare 
they did stare 
wondering what to do 
we can't throw it? , or blow it?  
what do we do?  
 
So one of the blonds, took the flare 
a shot it straight up into the air 
Oh man look at the color's, this does rock 
Then the blonds realized, they were still tied to the dock
David Darbyshire
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-b-s-in-a-boat/