Did you know that the bible says it’s an abomination
to eat shellfish? Yesiree, it’s right there in black and
white. No doubt about it. And yet, look at all the self-
righteous bible-quoting bozos complaining about gay
marriage as they chow down on a plate of jumbo
shrimp. I guess they think it’s okay to select which
parts of the bible they personally think are important
and which parts they can conveniently ignore. Well, if
it’s okay to be selective like that, then I choose to
focus on the parts of the bible that deal with helping
the sick and the poor, and just ignore all that dopey
anti-gay crap. I’m pretty sure that’s what Jesus would
want. Not that he explicitly told me that. But then,
he’s kind of an indirect guy these days
Professor Poetry Hound
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