it's free movie night
and the cowboys grin
and bound on down
to the cattle drive-in
they lean back in the saddle
take a breather from their gunnin'
at this drive-in
there's no injuns runnin'
they'll eat their snacks in quiet
but then that's commonsense
don't want to be too noisy
when rustlin's a hangin offense
but what is this? no John Wayne flick
on which they were a-countin
it's been replaced in a dirty trick
with 'Brokeback Mountain'!
Chuck Audette
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/home-home-i-m-deranged/
