I have six little pussy cats, they really are quite 'arty'
But when I go to bed at night, Im sure they throw a party!
Firstly theres my grandpa Doc hes wild and confident
He's partial to the cat nip, so on a binge he went.
Then I have my kitten Star, she is mature and bright
She likes to surf the internet, the 'mouse' is her delight!
Then theres daddy Duncan a loyal and caring friend
He is the leader of the gang, on him you can depend.
I have a new addition, she is eighteen years old
I often make her laugh and smile
With many poems ive told
Not forgetting mother Dee she likes to skive off work
Instead she sends me messages, and daddy goes bezerk!
The library and the snake pit is where she waves her ruler
And snaps at all the other cats who use her water cooler!
Finally theres uncle Jerry who likes his furry bed
He's always wailing in his dreams
'A bird pooed on my head! '
Certain friends will get these jokes (I hope!)
Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/party-animals/
