I ordered a cheeseburger at the drive-through yesterday and
the voice in the little metal speaker said, “Would you like
some eternal salvation with that? ”
I was surprised, and you probably think I got angry, right?
No, you’re wrong. I thought it was kind of cute. I said “yes”
and then drove up to the window.
Before I tell you what happened, let me just say that I think
working in a fast food place would be the perfect job for
you. You basically have to be an automaton and just keep
doing the same thing over and over. Your non-stop
proselytizing shows that you can do that - and even relish
it. In fact, you should put that on your resume when you
apply for the job.
Professor Poetry Hound
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/job-requirements/
