Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.
But sex is something that you and she never had.
When I told you that she has to be cheating, you got pretty mad.
You believe she'd never be unfaithful and that's pretty bad.
You think a girl can get pregnant by receiving a french kiss.
You have the IQ of a dog and I don't believe this.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumbass/
