First poet in my bohemian menagerie
Diligent follower of the Tao of Steve
You offered me Hyperion, Smythewick and a good chase
And I was your escape from domestic boredom
But somehow it feels like I got shafted
You mused yourself to be Viscount
And named me your Marquise de Mateifeuelle
Be desireless, be excellent, be gone
Oh and thanks for all the fish
Masha Danevasha
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/codename-jackass/