artichoke of self-loathing 
blizzard of Cherry Garcia 
bouquet of broccoli ecoli 
bungee cords of black licorice 
 
cascade of Mountain Dew 
dustbowl of cinnamon 
Easter basket of deviled eggs 
flurry of curry 
 
frisbee factory of pepperoni pizzas 
garden of onion rings 
geyser of Crystal Lite  
guillotine of pizza cutters 
 
hailstorm of Cap'n Crunch 
iceberg of cookie dough 
jug of Listerine 
kilo of See's chocolates 
 
labryinth of lollipops 
mattress of marshmallows 
mote of Hamburger Helper 
mountain range of Quarterpounders 
 
nest of cheese mold 
ocean of Ensure 
petrified forest of wieners 
pond of anchovies 
 
quagmire of chocolate syrup 
rockslide of doughnut holes 
shovel full of sugar 
snakepit of fetucchini 
 
swarm of m&m's 
ton of pound cake 
uterus of baby carrots 
volcano of oatmeal 
 
whirlpool of Nestles' Quik 
x-tra butter & sour creme & bacon bits 
yard of lard 
zest of cheese cake
Bob Genevro
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