deck the halls
with condoms and toys
tis the season to be f***ing
don we now our kinky lingerie
damn the condom broke anyway
nine months later here comes junior
and guess what
he looks just like you
so we go on f***ing
in this season of loving
junior's a year old
and out comes a sister
she just as pretty as me
but looks nothing like you
deck the halls
with condoms and toys
tis the season to be f***ing
don we now our kinky lingerie
oops the neighbor nailed me
damn the divorce papers are here
so now its junior every other year
and guess what
i'm preggo with twins
and they're yours just like him
deck the halls
with condoms and toys
tis the season to be f***ing
don we now our kinky lingerie
wish i knew which one to use
oh these condoms and toys
Grace Hays
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/condoms-and-toys/
