Lovely Gina ate cake with some icing 
I was there, just to help with the slicing. 
Took my eyes off the cake 
which was one big mistake. 
Well I found lovely Gina enticing. 
 
So the slice was the shape of the Moon 
and she called me a greedy buffoon. 
So we ate it together 
still discussing then whether 
we ought to obtain a large spoon. 
 
Full of cake lovely Gina got up 
filled with Burgundy one coffee cup. 
Then we washed down the cake 
and went down to the lake 
where I called her my burgundy pup. 
 
So you see, when old geesers start dreaming 
and imagining, lusting and scheming 
it should not be alluded 
or even included 
in a limerick that may be redeeming. 
 
Have a Happy and Many Returns!  
As the world, that big volleyball turns,  
you are one lovely lass 
with a beautiful a** 
can I meet you at night, in the Ferns?
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/only-the-best-for-you-gina/