Ahem,
Newton's Third Law: 10 words
Pythagoras's Theorem: 24 words
The Lord's Prayer: 66 words
The Archimedes Principle: 67 words
The Gettysburg Address: 286 words
The EU rules on the sale of cabbages: 26,253 words
Need I say more?
Esra Sloblock
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-long-is-a-piece-of-red-tape/
