This man he lay there sleeping 
Well snoring to be precise 
He'd forgot to take his Olbas Oil 
One bottle would not suffice 
Instead he bought some earplugs 
To assist his poor wife's sleep 
The sofa was her best friend 
As she lay there counting sheep 
He woke all fresh next morning 
'That's the best nights sleep by far' 
Then noticed this beast standing by him 
With a huge almighty RAH!
Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sleeping-beauty-and-the-beast-fun/