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Theodora (Theo) Onken - ~Limericks 3~ (On The Plight of Obesity)

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~Sonny Boy~

Sonny boy he liked to eat
Mostly eggs, butter and meat
On weekends he'd pig on out
So bad he'd oink out a shout
For dessert something decadent sweet!


~Suzy Q~

Suzy Q was chubby round
Hungry her stomach rumbled a sound
Macaroni and cheese was her favorite dish
While mom and dad dined mostly on fish
Each week Suzy gained at least twenty pounds!


~A Boy Named Yvette~

There once was a boy named Yvette
He loved all the girls he met
He'd waddle not walk all around
Making a wheezy obese sort of sound
Got the girls attention with his new Corvette!

Theodora (Theo) Onken

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limericks-3-on-the-plight-of-obesity/