A trip of a smile,  
confidence aside,  
I knock on the door,  
wondering what treasures,  
behind it may hide.  
She answers the door,  
so self assured  
a smile there waiting,  
and so is allure.  
We talk for a while,  
and then she shows me her meat  
pie, that is to be sure,  
because I am the Dodgy Vicar,  
Dave is the name.  
However, that is not what some call me,  
but I do not use words profane.  
I am trying to be a poet,  
but I am a bit tame or is it lame.  
I am not very fat, nor am I lean.  
You can read about my antics,  
at the site of JoJo Bean.  
She has already recorded four,  
and the poor girl wants some more. 
Heaven help the poor fallen child. 
 
 
9 May 2007
David Harris
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/they-call-me-dodgy-the-quickest-vicar-in-the-west-fun-poem-15/