It’s electrifying you’ll be fantasizing,
You’ll be realizing how tantalizing words can be,
I’m 95 percent fat 5 percent fat free,
I don’t come with a warning label,
I come with a warning fable,
Read if you’re able to understand English,
But if you don’t just stare at the gibberish,
I’m clean and come with free mouth wash,
And a sports watch to help tell time,
Read the papers you masturbator,
The world around you is falling apart,
While you visualize about making love to Gwen Stefani,
An entire army could synthesize an invasion,
Right in your kitchen and you’ll be itching for help,
Wishing you could feel what I felt,
Did you know that you’ve got a better chance,
Of a having a vending machine fall on you,
Than actually winning the jackpot on the lottery?
Well no vending machines fell on top of me,
So I guess that I’m not gonna win the lottery,
I know what I’d rather have anyway,
I’m just healing any negative feeling you hold,
I’m 95 percent more addictive than smack,
I’ll have you on your back and slack as a welly top,
Stuff pop, R n B and anything that’s repetitive,
I’m really getting sick of putting my hands up for Detroit,
I don’t even put my hands up for my own town,
So why put them up for somewhere I’ve never been round?
I won’t scream if I wanna go faster, I’ll just ask ya,
I don’t wanna stand under your umbrella because it aint raining,
I’m sorry for complaining, I’m sorry for complaining,
Just take one more adoring look at what i make,
Because you'll soon eat my words like a fat kid eats cake.
Gaz illionaire
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