Ophelia the madness..... 
He writes with the conviction of an incurable social disease 
His aim is to please but many points must be deducted 
For all his blatant and obvious errors in grammar and tense 
Due to the tertiary literary syphilis which now eats his words 
Wherein those metered bars of addictive drunkenness 
He staggers to leave his fingerprints and DNA on glasses 
Full of the Hair Of The Dog that pissed on his leg then bit him 
As he drained his epigram lizard of all its bloody piss 
Expelled upon the small white institutional tiles along with 
All the many vile sperm, blindly searching for the most perfect of his verse 
To be used later in his afterlife 
In an anthology by the Poet's Society 
For all his little mutant and defective thinking offspring to be read 
By the mother's of the whores who gave birth 
To the many incurable societal ills of all men like he 
In the world which spawned no truer blowhard the likes of him 
He bids his final adieu to his fans 
Toasting his own madness with another hardy yell and a yank of his prick 
Passing on a fart of satisfaction 
He leaves behind an yet another improper ellipse....... 
 
2007 © T Sheridan
Ted Sheridan
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