Butcher Named Sam
There once was this butcher named Sam
Who had a real craving for ham
When out on the farm
He'd do the pigs harm
When home he'd create his own Spam!
Modeling In New York
Down the road of modeling in New York
Came this model who loved her pork
When told to diet or be fired
She rather hastily retired
Unable to put down her fork!
Fat Cook
There was this Gormet Chef named Dan
Who kept his pork fat in a coffee can
Whenever preparing a major feast
He'd oil his cooking pans with the grease
Now he's wondering why he's lost his heart-healthy fans!
Theodora (Theo) Onken
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