I’m a sexy old thing
well passed my prime.
If you have the money,
I have the time,
and that is all I have
I say much to my regret.
If you saw me naked,
you’d say “Oh heck! ”
There are times in your life
when you feel like a young stud.
The body then kicks in
and tell you to go play in the mud.
Your wrinkles are showing,
all left right and centre,
and if I go on much longer,
I’ll be caught up by the censor.
David Harris
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-a-sexy-old-thing/
