Oh Bacon
Oh Bacon
How I love you!
So fat
So salty
So perfectly delicious!
I can't imagine life without you
I know you'll kill me one day
But you're worth it!
Oh Mary
Bloody Mary
Don't be jealous of bacon
You know that
Deep down
I love you too!
Bob and Alex Eichen
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-ode-to-bacon/
