“Yeah, but can you do sad? ” she scoffed. 
 
Sh*t, sure I can  
I can do sad 
I can do maudlin 
Maudlin till the cows come home 
The mutilated moo cows 
Ripped by the belly by 
Some future psycho juvenile 
Intent on fermenting and reaping the brew 
Of some f*cked up f*ckin conspiracy theory 
He found in a puzzle box. 
 
Jig-saw pig saw 
Slashing an’ a slicing 
Humping the bee-hive  
By the vinegar pool 
F*ckin A I say I do sad. 
 
“No” she said 
 
“but you Can do mad.”
Reece Kaye
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