I love the antics of semantics. 
 Although sometimes I’m driven frantic 
 by words used inappropriately. 
A sight I all too often see. 
 
When people try to demonstrate  
their vocabulary is first rate. 
Like Mrs Malaprop confused. 
They do not know the words they’ve used 
 
merely display their ignorance. 
 A most unhappy circumstance 
Their efforts to impress must fail  
Misusing words to no avail. 
 
Better stick to words you know,  
plain simple words which surely show. 
You can express your point of view 
 in terms appropriate to you. 
 
A single word serves just as well 
 as any polysyllable. 
It seems to me it’s plain to see 
simplicity aids clarity. 
 
7-Jul-08 
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