I wake up 'alf dead.
Where the 'ell's me 'ead?
I'm not on my mettle
As I stagger to the kettle
For coffee.
Whoopee!
As I find me 'ead
Wot a lovely day
I'm glad I'm not dead.
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/7-30-in-the-morning/
