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jane eyre - Period B.tch (this, You don't want to miss! ! ! !)

2014-11-08 10 Dailymotion

Period, period bloody b.tch
How long you gona stay
Dripping blood, my diper's rich
One week, each bloody day

I'm sick of you each bloody month
Your coming ends the flirt
Just tell me once you bloody thing
Does it really have to hurt? ! !

Period period bloody b.tch
I know what i have to do
I'll turn off my hormonal switch
And thus be rid of you

I won't have to see that bloody sight
Everytime down I look
And have a little fun at night
My happiness you took

But then happy I will be
Coz you won't hurt my head
When my panty I will see
I know it won't be red

The only other way you'll go
Is if i bear* a child
But I won't, just so you know
To be a mom is wild!

Or my ovaries if I remove
I would be filled with joy
But I'm not sure if I approve
That i turn into a boy

Forget ovaries and other things
The bleeding has to stop
So go and get yourself some wings
Or my uterus i will crop! !

MENOPOSE, to get that blessing
Oh, how much i wish!
I don't care about a wedding
Just remove the smell of fish! ! !


(i was just mad, my first day this month)

jane eyre

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