Peter Rabbit
wore a habit
people saw a nun
stripped the habit
from the rabbit
saw a double bun.
Came the preacher
and the teacher
scolded naked skin
flashy feature
new procedure
danger, carnal sin.
Nun takes rabbit
also habit
covers private parts
never grab it
if it's rabbit
that's when trouble starts.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/peter-rabbit-from-canada/
