She asked to explain why rain doesn't fall up.
On this point, Newton has a theory
but that stuff makes me weary.
I know aliens don't sprinkle water from space
to help their balance of payments race.
So I would conclude by logic
that rain must fall up before rain falls down.
Jim Norausky
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lunacy-train-2-why-rain-doesn-t-fall-up/
