I’m a Neanderthal man,  
And this is my make-believe world,  
I color people as well as I can;  
My mental state lies unfurled. 
 
I used to glide, but now I hoyte 
I watch greenhorns – the imbeciles!  
I mince no words, I’m acock!  
I have many acolytes. 
 
I’m indestructible; I’ve passed extreme unction;  
I’ve laid misery at many a door,  
I dismiss people with no compunctions,  
Watch this space for more!  
 
I cook tales; I’m a kook also;  
I create hungamas wherever I go. 
I command from heights as only I can,  
I puff with pride, I’m happy, I am. 
 
I communicate with trademark terseness,  
I view my world in its colored profusion;  
My style is met by much adverseness,  
I’m quite happy with my delusion!  
 
The Neanderthal in me seeks more joy;  
I revel in others’ masochism;  
All know that I’m not coy,  
about my bent for hedonism!  
 
I love watching people fly out of control;  
I philosophize on their transparency;  
And now the years have taken its toll 
on my virile potency. 
 
I rage, I thunder, I claim attention;  
I am as right as right should be;  
All opposing views to mine need divine intervention,  
from who else? Why, from me!  
 
Copyright © SC 
22nd March 2008 
Mumbai
Subroto Chatterjee
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/daft-dodger/