There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
She didnt know what to do.
Social workers assessed her,
At her home - it was hell!
Now she draws twenty benefits,
Children's allowances as well.
She now takes contraception,
No more children - it's true.
They found her a house -
Life's no good in a shoe!
Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-alternative-there-was-an-old-woman-who-lived-in-a-shoe/
