The NFL had a ruling today 
The thought of distractions might pose one day 
Cheerleaders are not stretch out in front the opposing bench 
Cheerleaders are the side attraction from the game 
Debbie does Dallas, Detroit, and Washington too!  
Monica did Bill at the White House, forgive the wench 
We need the Cheerleaders, the Lion’s cry in God’s name 
To distract the opponents level the playing field 
Detroit has never won a super bowl,  
their division they could barely clench 
The NFL needs the gays rather than women in their cheerleader mode 
Don’t ask don’t tell,  
-don’t tell your opponent or friend 
It gives good reason for commentators to say on ESPN,  
“He is a really good tight end.” 
 
(9-24-07)
Joe Rosochacki
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tightends-anyone/