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Pete Crowther - Travel Tips

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I was told by a
girl in Beirut to
beware of the heat
when I go on my cruise
down the Nile.
“It will be hotter
than England”, she said
“For Egypt is ninety-per-cent
Saharan desert and sand”.
“Tell your wife to take her bikini”.

Pete Crowther

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