His forte was fellatio.
Rumour was, he had
all his teeth out so he
'wouldn't hurt his boys'.
When it was opportune,
Greenie would whip his
falsies out, and put them
into his shirt pocket faster
than one could say, suck.
And every pre-christmas he'd
commit a minor misdemeanor
that would ensure he got at
least a month in Fremantle jail.
Once ensconced he gave
himself, and a queue of willing
participants a very memorable
pre, and post christmas present.
I don't recall what became of Greenie,
but I'd like to think he left us with a smile.
jerry hughes
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