Really only workin' both sides of the commitment fence!
Implausible prevaricatin' pretense.
Cahoots secretly with Elsa Murano.
Kinda like a double crossin' Aggie 'Soprano'.
Yep, ol' Eddie Joe had to go!
Pretty Boy was all aglow!
Excited about havin' his name on the Ag Life Science Buildin'.
Regurgitatin' still again deceivin' verbal gildin'.
Riled across Aggieland as they began to chant -
Yieldin' to his name only on an animal waste treatment plant!
Hubert Wilson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-pretty-and-the-stink/
