Zero to sixty is nothing!
That takes a car.
But a 3: 00 am half awake visage
Of a Chechnian terrorist in your room
(Off shoot of a sojourn in Russia)
Now 60 to 140 in 1.5 that is speed!
With only benefit of unimagined fear
And wife returning from the bath room.
Bill Grace
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/zero-to-sixty/