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Nick Hilton - Tales From Another Galaxy-Part 1

2014-11-09 2 Dailymotion

At 46: 78 local time,
The spaceship descended upon the rocky terrain,
Of the planet Udalvankabaddah,
The recorded atmosphere was vere high pressure,
With a startlingly low amount of gravity,
There are very few living things on Udalvankabaddah,
Except a small village on the eastern side,
Consisting of thirteen inbred locals,
And a cross between a dachtshund and a yeti,
We crossed the planet at a mechodic pace,
Being careful to record notes on anything of interest,
Along the way we regarded what has become,
The Udalvankabaddah Beetle,
A small horned beetle with suprisingly acidic urine,
When we arrived at the village now called,
Udalvankabaddah City,
On of the members of the spaceship crew was,
Maulled to death by the dachtshund thing,
Now known as a Udalvankabaddah Snowman,
The locals were all very friendly and pointed us,
With their seven arms to the nearest supply of petrol,
We stopped off and bought chocolate bars and chips,
At the Pan Galactic Petrol Station,
The Udalvankabaddah station had fallen into disrepair,
Due to the fact there were only thirteen human residents,
And none of them owned anything that ran on petrol,
We headed back to the spaceship,
However on the way we encounted a small cat,
With the head of a sultana,
We have named this strange species,
The Udalvankabaddah Sultana Headed Cat,
Soon our spaceship was in the air and at,
-30: 23 local time we left for good,
The atmosphere of the planet Udalvankabaddah.

Nick Hilton

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