I was driving
down a country road
and I saw a garden
filled with elves
and trolls and gnomes
and little Bambis,
mermaids below
water fountains,
dogs and squirrels
staring into
mirror globes,
and there it was:
A BLACK SMURF!
The real 'Papa Smurf.'
He was friggin' hot!
You just knew
Smurfette would end up
with this powerhouse,
and all the other
little Blue Smurfs
would go around
muttering underneath their breath
and feeling funny
for hating him,
and say 'it's NOT
because he's black...
it's because
he's an asshole! '
W.B. Keckler
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/black-smurf-poem/
