I'm writing this  
for a kindly kid 
who takes a moment 
from his I-Pod 
to humor an old,  
Anglo, gentleman. 
 
This has no beat. 
You can't see me dance 
and I won't read it to you. 
You read it 
and solve it 
yourself. 
 
Think of it as a flyer 
stuck under  
your wipers. 
Think of it as a supermarket coupon 
for a product 
you'll never buy. 
It comes to you from the Planet Bizarro,  
where everybody's a stupidass,  
nobody knows the meaning of fun,  
and swing is a lost, unfinished, melody.
Percy Dovetonsils
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