One day on a hot summer day afternoon
Caroline decided to get a bad ass tattoo
But don’t trip homie cuz it’s fake not real
It’s not a bear, not a spaceship, not even a seal
Is it as cool as an ice cube or a chilly blizzard?
No, it’s just a lame ass lizard
Hopefully it’s not on her ass or on her chest
Cuz she’d look like a slut and a really big mess
Honestly I think she should have gotten a duck
But it’s not my body, so I don’t give a F***
If I were to suggest a really awesome one
I’d say Optimus Prime on her forehead just for fun
Or maybe even a whole flame that covers her arm
Or what about some newborn piglets on a farm?
Nah! What about a sweet red rose on her breasts?
No wait that’s slutty, but Caroline has no regrets
Sedale Salera
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