He was caught looking at a hooker
It landed him in a pressure cooker
With his wife letting out the steam
Now he is under house arrest
Until he can pass the roving eye test
With his wife as the examiner
Three weeks have passed uneventfully
He is the dutiful husband, yours obediently
With his wife still watching over ominously
Sandra Martyres
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-little-ditty/
