Tiger, Tiger burning bright 
hunts his prey by neon light 
Real or bleached, you know the kind 
big up front with  a sweet behind.. 
 
Tiger, tiger, none too bright 
Left his cell phone in plain sight 
When Elin saw his contact list 
She grabbed his driver in her fist. 
 
Four hundred yards straight off the tee 
Tiger drives that easily 
But when his little wife went clubbing 
His face and lawn both took a drubbing 
 
Tiger Tiger burning bright 
Doesn’t like the bright spotlight 
Yet on his off days he’d resort 
To pros who play a different sport 
 
Tiger Tiger made a tape 
of Tiger 'eagaling' his date 
It came into the hands of 'Vivid' 
If they release it he'll be Livid 
 
Tiger, tiger lost Gillette 
And Gatorade sent their regrets 
Now he’s hawking Trojan’s Wares 
and lady Clairol for Blonde hair.
John F. McCullagh
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/eye-of-the-tiger-4/