When i was a child and when i was  
nobody in particular, my uncle had  
told me a tale, the tale of a clever  
little buddy; his name Nobody. 
 
One day little Nobody was kidnapped  
by one rogue, his name Somebody,  
who kept him under his lock and key. 
 
That night Nobody requested Somebody  
to get him for his food a cucumber a knife  
to peel, salt and powdered chilly to add in  
quantity.  
 
As he brought these things, Nobody blew  
the powdered chilly onto Somebody’s eyes  
powerfully and held him by his neck on the  
edge of knife smartly.  
 
Whereupon Somebody started yelling loudly  
‘Nobody is killing me killing me! ’ his buddies  
all heard laughed ignored and Nobody escaped  
arrived home cucumber cool safely….
Kesav Venkat Easwaran
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cucumber-cool/