The house 
wore its new lick of paint 
 
like a kid 
showing off a new pair of shoes 
 
that nobody else 
could afford. 
 
It smiled 
like a spoilt brat 
 
until a mangy cur 
slouched up 
 
& disdainfully 
urinated slowly 
 
against its new blue 
doorness. 
 
The windows 
rolled thier eyes. 
 
The door gasped. 
 
Even the grass laughed 
sniggering silently to itself.
Dónall Dempsey
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