Parunts knows lots more than us, 
But they don't know _all_ things,-- 
'Cause we ketch 'em, lots o' times, 
Even on little small things. 
 
One time Winnie ask' her Ma, 
At the winder, sewin', 
What's the wind a-doin' when 
It's a-not a-_blowin_'? 
 
Yes, an' 'Del', that very day, 
When we're nearly froze out, 
He ask' Uncle _where_ it goes 
When the fire goes out? 
 
Nen _I_ run to ask my Pa, 
That way, somepin' funny; 
But I can't say ist but 'Say,' 
When he turn to me an' say, 
'Well, what is it, Honey?'
James Whitcomb Riley
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/intellectual-limitations/