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Larisa Rzhepishevska - I am on diet

2014-11-10 2 Dailymotion

I’ll put on diet my fattish ass
So that the doorway I could pass.
I’ll do some exercises to lose weight
As fat asses I just hate.
I would like to look a model of super class
Or may be like a slander lass.
I know it’s too bad to amass fat,
But…while rhyming this couplet
I am looking at an apple pie
And a big saliva appears in my eye.

Larisa R (Odessa, Ukraine)

Larisa Rzhepishevska

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