I have to fix this place we sleep
Because so badly it does creek
For whenever at night love we make
It sounds like the bed we break
So now i fix the bed we broke
Cos the noise it makes is no joke
Its so noisy it does strike fear
That maybe even the neighbours hear
Even when we try to be as quiet as a mouse
I sounds like we breaking down the house
So when we get busy and do the deed
It starts to sound like a galloping steed
And again the bed i do fix
so quietly we can get up to our trix
now i try to fix the bed we did break
that no more noises it does make
determined now i am to fix this bed
because it`s really starting to mess with my head
so o my gosh, for goodness sake
i hope again this bed don’t break
i`m trying to fix it really strong
so that it will last really long
and at night when we get going
it will be quiet as if it were snowing
never again and no more
will the noises be heard next door
so now at night when we do sleep
no more will our bed be the one to creek
Vaughn Bekker
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/broken-bed-light-humor/