I’m in trouble with my parents
It happens all the time
I’ve been watching “Tim” on Bargain Hunt
He helped me in my crime!
So I looked around and hunted for
The oldest thing we had
But all that I could think of
Was related to my dad
It had no chips or damage
No markings I could see
He won’t miss one Cos we are blessed
Between us we have three
I drove down to a dealer
I took it in my van
And I’ve just made 500 quid
Cos he’s just bought my NAN!
Simon Gowen
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bargain-hunt/