I was sitting at McRonalds eating some eggs
When I spotted something between her legs
It was dark and hairy and smiled at me
With a vertical smile that I could see
It looked like a taco, toasted a bit
With hot sauce dripping out of it
Then all of a sudden she caught my eye
And gave a wink, and a smile so wry
And opened her legs a little more
Then slowly got up and stood at the door
Then she turned and winked again
And my emotion I couldn't fain
I guess I'll be eating tacos tonight
A little hairy, but thats alright
Don Juan Tenorio
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-hairy-taco/
