Men are famed to fart a lot,
And Women must accept-it,
Though even I have to admit,
Mine can be rather septic.
I’ll give an example; my claim to fame,
Though it didn't go down very well,
Twice one night, I woke my wife…
Once with the volume,
Once with the smell.
Daniel P Martin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-farty-tale-apologies-in-advance/
