The Doorman. 
When I´m in a shop and see people approach its door I rush forward 
and open it, this is not to be polite but I was a doorman at a posh  
hotel fr 25 years. I also opened taxi doors for guests and had an umbrella  
ready if it rained to shield from too much reality. 
A posh hotel is an artificial place everyone is polite to a guest and  
the staff mingling with the posh tend to, when not working, take on an air 
of superiority which doesn´t go down well with the kitchen staff. 
My wife tells me to stop opening doors for all and sundry, but what 
can I do? If you train a dog to give paw, you can´t un-train it. 
25 years as a doorman, the rich gave me a few shilling, now I get 
glances from women who think I´m patronizing them
oskar hansen
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