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What Mehwish Hayat Is Doing To Celebrate New Year Video Gone Viral

2016-01-03 16 Dailymotion

We had the same EXACT situation a couple of months ago ... bro, where do you work ?
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[] Watching the bachelor and all it's spinoffs
[] That's a very good point and in that case I really hope it motivates the country toward the peace agreement. 1
[] "Do you work here?"

While in uniform, my shirt was covered in our stores logo, my name tag was one of the new bigger ones, and I was literally standing at my departments specific register.
[] Not really, everything in the universe is still affected by the gravitational pull of the sun.
[] Oktoberfest starts in September, so you're probably the dumb one here.
[] I know both trump and Hillary said that video games are creating monsters.

Hell, Hillary waged a war on them
[] Do I have a plane for wood..... I work in a pet shop
[] I don't know. I wasn't supposed to be raiding the office for supplies at 6 this morning so I won't be asking.

They will have come from a reputable supplier though, the company doesn't allow purchases from 'unapproved' suppliers.
[] clever dog !
[] What the hell...
[] can you give me a tl;dr of how US and others fucked up Iran so much that an Islamic Fundamentalist government arose to "guide Iran to light again"?
[] Yeah what type of guy uses the winky face?
[] I was surprised by the number of dumb questions I get working in a pizza place just because I always considered pizza to be pretty straightforward, but I have received a fair amount while working at my job. My favorite dumb question of all time though is, "Can you make my pizza on a whole wheat gluten free crust?"
[] Look out a dicksquid :o
[] I think that was a special that only lasted two weeks or something. KFC hasn't been around and prominent like it is now back then (I live in Berlin, Germany).
[] When I was in line for Chinese fast food at a mall, the person in front of me asked if they had mashed potatoes instead of rice for her son.
[] I worked at Olive Garden for around a year and I once had a table full of what appeared to be 40 somethings. They were asking me all about the soups and finally got to the Chicken and Gnocchi soup.

"What is in the chicken and Ganache soup." -_- srs?
[] GET THAT DOG.
[] And 02 is 0, so 02 to 12 is 1.
[] Why is it all these Vive and Occulus games always look like generic garbage?
[] So basically not hearing what you would like to hear...must be an imposter.
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